Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Devil Is In Your Chimney!

Here we are again, the holidays. A time for cheer, good will, & Satan's demonic wrath of present giving.
Found this on the web. Read on.
 "Freehold, Iowa - Satan's evil plan has created jobs for hundreds of thousands of old lecherous pedophiles. These filthy homeless hobos just lay on their urine-stained cardboard beds 11 months out of the year, dreaming of Christmas when they can drunkenly traipse into the warmth of departments stores and have children sit on their vermin-infested laps. Santa is no kindly old man; he is an evil demon. 
 Next time your family sees some propped up gin-soaked vagrant in a Mall wearing a red suit with white furry cuffs, set a good example and witness for the other deluded people waiting in line. Announce to all the children in the store 'Not only is Santa a lie, he will ravage you sexually, drink your blood and drag your carcasses down to Hell with him!"
-In conclusion, parents, don't let your kids get drunk with Santa. 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

this shit isnt funny faget
-atomik

Anonymous said...

it's fuckin' hilarious, douche bag.
-pucho

Anonymous said...

um that might not realy be atom postin those. then again, maybe it is...! Man, santa is a disgusting man, i wonder if he ever got to doper and "ravaged him sexually", that would explain some tings....MORE DOPER FLIX please....----Q

Anonymous said...

This might not even be Pucho.
-Pucho

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