Here we are again, the holidays. A time for cheer, good will, & Satan's demonic wrath of present giving.
Found this on the web. Read on. "Freehold, Iowa - Satan's evil plan has created jobs for hundreds of thousands of old lecherous pedophiles. These filthy homeless hobos just lay on their urine-stained cardboard beds 11 months out of the year, dreaming of Christmas when they can drunkenly traipse into the warmth of departments stores and have children sit on their vermin-infested laps. Santa is no kindly old man; he is an evil demon.
Next time your family sees some propped up gin-soaked vagrant in a Mall wearing a red suit with white furry cuffs, set a good example and witness for the other deluded people waiting in line. Announce to all the children in the store 'Not only is Santa a lie, he will ravage you sexually, drink your blood and drag your carcasses down to Hell with him!"
-In conclusion, parents, don't let your kids get drunk with Santa.